That Asshole Bird

Normally I love birds. My family has a pet bird, we go bird watching, and I start to bore people talking about birds. Except this one bird. Here is the mugshot of the horrible creature

The Masked Lapwing: eight counts of noise complaints and resisting arrest

The way my room is set up, the roof of Pepperz is right under it. It is a perfect place for a bird to land. Earlier in the semester I found a Laughing Kookaburra there one morning, quietly sitting
 and doing its own thing. It was wonderful. What was less wonderful are the multiple times at 2 am when a bird lands on it and starts cheeping with this annoying metallic sound. Even worse is when two land and decide its the perfect time for a long, heartfelt conversation. I'm not allowed to climb out on the window and yell at them. Also if I climb out Jason will likely poor water on me. So i'm in a horrible situation with an evil bird. sigh, life is hard

On another note: This was our guest teacher for the beginning of plants

 It was a very enlightening lecture on the history of the wars between Teddy Bears and the monsters under the bed. He highlighted the bravery of General Pooh. Most interesting plants class I've had all year