I think now is an appropriate time to introduce two new characters to this story: Jes and Jason. Where to begin? They are not from Tasmania, but do live in Fisher and go to school at Utas. To be fair saying that Jason goes to school is putting it strongly. He's been telling me about some of the classes that he takes, and in one he was being taught how to sit properly and pay attention in class. He is a first year, but apparently learning primary school lessons. Jes, his girlfriend, is a second year student, who just happens to have two black belts and a passion for riding horses. she also likes to smack people when they annoy her. Anyway, i've been spending way too much time with the two of them. This brings us to Sunday. Jason and I were sitting in the common room and actually studying. It's hard to believe I know, but we were. Jes rolls in a delirium partially induced by riding horses earlier that day and also by just plain exhaustion. She's sure that Jason and I are doing cool stuff...we told her to go to bed. "I don't wanna go to bed, I wanna hang out and do fun things with you guys." when i quoted that back to her the next day I was hit. Jason had also stolen Jes' all access card and pranked my room for april fool's day. He just taped everything and everywhere. He also taped thomas the tank engine to the ceiling. He brought down the roll of tape to show how little was left. Jes took the roll of tape and started taping my legs together. Partially due to indifference and partially due to surprise I did not resist. Soon she ran out of masking tape. She then went and got packing tape from her room and continued. Jason then taped her to me. Eventually my foot started to go numb from lack of circulation and they freed me (Jes had already escaped). There was still tape on my pants that I had missed today, two days later. Also Thomas fell from the ceiling last night and clipped me while I was sleeping.
Anyway these two hooligans will probably keep popping up
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