Why We Hate Jane

The soccer finals were yesterday, and the title probably tipped you off that we were a little less successful that against christ. So, girls lost 1-0. I honestly don't have too much to say about that game, the loss of Lisa, Victoria, and Alex were a problem, but getting Kieva was really big. Maha and Emily played really well too and Heather did a great job as keeper, but it just wasn't enough. Jes and Kieva almost dying from asthma attacks didn't help
Guys game was what you could call very frustrating. We should have scored the first goal, it was in, past the keeper, and they're only good defender bicycle kicked it out. Credit to him it was fantastic, but also GO TO BACK HELL YOU DEMON OF THE ABYSS. They scored a goal because we got sloppy, we shouldn't have let it in, but no reason to assign blame. End first half, second half they score a bull shit goal. One of our guys kicked it out and Gav caught it at the line to not need to chase it. ref said he caught it in and gave them a free kick from essentially the goal. they scored, poor defending it on our part again. We were unprepared for free kicks and wall. Birdy then scored a beautiful goal from maybe thirty meters out, and we were back in it. Good plays happened, opportunities were missed, we lost. Upsetting, but survivable. The reason I hate Jane is that one of they're guys took a throw in, and decided that the best place to take it from would be the top of Jes' shoeless foot. After a five hour wait at the hospital she finds that its fractured. she's even more crippled than the lumbering blonde giant she's dating. so we're going to need to kill that jane kid, or at least break a few bones, most bones.
ANYWAY, other things. Jason dropped a nice little mess with me prank, not a full scale one. my mouthguard has apparently been sitting in my freezer all weekend surrounded in ice. can't wait to put it in during practice later

So helpful, he thought it was dirty and tried to clean it

Revenge

I think I should have a career as a contractor. Today I took it upon myself, without being payed or even asked to, to insulate Jason's room for the oncoming winter. After class and a power nap to regain my strength I brought my tin foil to his room and got to work. The windows are normally the place at which where the most cold air can leak into the room. So I kindly started there. With the help of packing tape I was able cover all of his windows. They can be seen from outside and are nice and shiny. The room will also be nice and cozy, so your welcome Jason. I still had some extra supplies so I decided to be even kinder and insulate some other objects. Like his pillow and his footy. His speakers also looked like they might get cold so I covered that too. At that point I ran out of supplies.

On a side note I also was kind enough to give Jason timeline. He deleted his facebook. He'll get bored in class and reactivate it