Fire!!!

It should come as a shock that a place filled withef adults should have trouble with people not knowing how to use a microwave. Sadly, at this point it is all but expected. Sunday night I was taking a long, pleasant shower, when I herd the faint rings of the fire alarm. I was done showering, I needed another few minutes, but no I had troop back to my room and get some clothes to face the damp dark night. Paddy and James had a performance that night and after they returned a number of people decided to drink a lot in Schmidty's too (apparently he was only informed when they invaded his room). There are four fire wardens in Fisher. A floor Kat: drunk, B floor: Schmidt also intoxicated, C floor: Jes asleep but ready to don her helmet, D floor: Hayley not at Fisher. So a nice safe environment right? When I left the shower and walked down the hall, I found myself shrouded a mysterious mist, adding excitement and adventure to the night. What that previous sentence means is that the hall was filled with smoke. When they let us back in the building, later investigation showed that the C floor microwave was destroyed. Some genius had decided it was a good idea to put a plastic bowl of soup with bread in the microwave and leave it on for a couple of hours. The bread was a stick of charcoal that had melted the side of the bowl. Luckily nothing spilled because all the liquid ha evaporated. There's a camera in the kitchen so the villains will be caught...I have little pity, they ruined my shower!